2012年8月29日 星期三

徐瑋國二時,男大十八變開始變帥,為了留頭髮,每日翻牆上學 !

徐瑋國二時,男大十八變開始變帥,為了留頭髮,每日翻牆上學 !

Second grade of Xu Wei, the men began to become handsome, in order to stay hair day over the wall to go to school!

徐瑋國二時男大十八變開始變帥,在校園內漸漸被女同學傳開,成了知名校草 ! 幾乎每天都接到情書。他常下課休息時會被遠方飛過來的小紙條打到 ! 打開一看是一顆小石頭外面包著一封信 ! 徐瑋總是很生氣,不是打到背就是打到頭,後來就干脆把外衣套在頭上睡午覺,以保平安。其實都是想認識他的女同學寫給她的情書,又不好意思直接給他,只好用另類的手法表達愛慕之意。徐瑋在國二的初戀結束後,開始狂交女朋友,有十幾位之多,有同校的也有他校的,在校內算是頗知名的小帥哥。
由於開始交很多的女朋友的原故,所以特別注重外表,也開始偷偷把頭髮留長一點 ! 那還是有髮禁的年代,男生都是三分小平頭,女生是西瓜皮。徐瑋說他的頭髮永遠是班上最長的,前面的瀏海用手拉可以拉到眉毛,徐瑋剛開始偷留頭髮時有一次被訓導主任發現,立刻二話不說拿剪刀從中間剪兩刀,帥頭立刻變成飛機跑道 ! 把徐瑋氣的想找一個洞躲進去 ! 第二天上學徐瑋還突發奇想,用黑色的眉筆把被剪的洞給劃黑 ! 還是被同學嘲笑,只好乖乖的把頭髮都剪短成三分小平頭。
那次不小心被逮後,徐瑋又再度開始偷留頭髮,這次更長。徐瑋痛定思痛 ! 為了保有帥哥名號,不能再被訓導主任逮到 ! 徐瑋說~訓導主任每天早上都會兇神惡煞的拿一把剪刀站在門口,頭髮長的剪頭髮,裙子短的剪裙子,褲子有改過的剪褲子,連書包太長的都剪,是一個大變態 ! 班導師或其它老師沒有人會管學生的的頭髮 ! 只要不是太離譜是OK的 ! 全校只有兩個人會抓頭髮長的 ! 訓導主任跟教務主任 !
國三開始徐瑋不再走正門上學,都是翻牆上下學 ! 徐瑋在校內一定會眼觀八方,只要躲兩個人就好 ! 保髮湊效,果然徐瑋變的得更帥氣了 ! 國三時的女朋友更多,連校內的大姐頭霸王花也想跟他做朋友,還差點惹得被老學長修理 ! 你相信嗎 ? 徐瑋國三時從來沒有被抓過,一整年都是帥氣的小瀏海,全校趴趴走 !  直到畢業典禮那一天,上台領畢業證書時後才被訓導主任發現 ! 猛叮著徐瑋看 ! 徐瑋笑著說,{ 畢業證書一到手管他有沒有發現 ! 想動手也來不及了 ! }

Xu Weiguo 2 men began to become handsome, the campus was gradually spread female students, became well-known school grass almost every day, received a love letter. He often recess will be the distance to fly over the small piece of paper hit! Open see a small stone wrapped in a letter to Xu Wei is always very angry, and not hit back is to hit the head, and later on simply put the coat on his head taking a nap, to keep things safe. Are in fact want to know his female students had written her a love letter, embarrassed directly to him, had to use alternative means to express the meaning of love. Xu Wei at the end of two of the country's first love and began mad girlfriend, there are as many as a dozen, the same school and his school, is a quite well-known guy in the school.As we begin to cross the exigencies of the girlfriend, so special attention to appearance, but also began to secretly leave the hair a little longer! That issued the ban era, the boys are one-third small flat girls watermelon rind. Xu Wei said that his hair is always class up to the front bangs hand pull to pull the eyebrows, Xu Weigang began to steal to stay hair once dean of students found that, apart from anything else immediately to take the scissors to cut from the middle of two knife, handsome head immediately into a runway! Xu Wei gas looking for a hole to hide in the next day to school Xu Wei whim, cut the hole with a black eyebrow pencil to draw a black or to be ridiculed by classmates, had obediently hair cut into a third of small flat.That accidentally caught after Xu Wei once again began to steal to stay hair, this time longer. Xu Wei learn from their mistakes! In order to retain the handsome name, can no longer be dean of students caught Xu Wei ~ dean of students will be every morning a vicious take a pair of scissors standing in the doorway, hair long hair cut short cut skirt, skirts, pants to turn over the cut pants, and even school bags are cut too long, is a big metamorphosis class teacher or other teachers will control the students' hair as long as not too far off the mark it is OK! the school only two people grasp the hair length ! dean of students, with the Dean of Academic AffairsThe third start Xu Wei no longer take the main entrance to school, all over the wall to and from school! Xu Wei in the school will Grossly Plus, hide two people like! BAOFA of ridiculous, really, Xu Wei, become even more handsome! the third girlfriend more, even in school Big Sister King spent would also like to make friends with him, almost angered the old seniors repair you believe it? Xu Weiguo three have never been arrested throughout the year are handsome little bangs, the whole school around anywhere! until the graduation ceremony that day, after coming to power collar diploma, the dean of students found fierce bite Xu Wei Look! Xu Wei smiled and said, {diploma one hand tube found no hands too late!}

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